Stick a KFC under each windmill. At least then the birds won’t go to waste.
But, seriously, why can’t these be fitted with a grill that allows air to flow through but not birds? If these windmills were being run by Exxon/Mobil, you’d have the EPA demanding it be done before they were even allowed to go online.
Mmmm! Fried golden eagle! Can be a little stringy, but the flavor can’t be beat!
I assume any kind of grille would reduce efficiency tremendously, below even the paltry levels they’re achieving now. Wouldn’t matter so much for a room fan, since they’re supposed to be net consumers of energy anyhow.
I’m no expert. Just guessing here.
Feed the shredded poultry to the starving victims of the Baraqqi Depression.
Oh, wait. The avg family of 4 gets $600/month in food stamps and is obese.