I’m all for more stimulus!!!
Cut cap gains, shutter the epa, keep zero off tv and in the white house...
Oh.. thats not HIS kind of stimulus?
Satire?
like the god ol’ says of fdr. /s
so’s the l.a. times today calling for more stimulus.
He’s a One Trick Pony. The trick doesn’t even work. “Dumber than a Box of Rocks” is unkind to rocks.
Stimulus = Obama and Biden immediately resigning for their incompetence.
In related news, doctors who have been unable to cure AIDS
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call for even more leeches, noting that this medical
technique is precisely as effective as economic stimulus.
I could write this one in my sleep. More jobs will require more stimulus, which requires more spending. Because the Tea Party personally prevented the government from borrowing enough money, taxes will have to go up. The Dems don’t really want to tax and spend, the Tea Party and George Bush are making them do it.
When the only tool in your kit is a hammer all problems look like nails...
I would like to know how unemployment benefits stimulate the economy?
What part of “there is no more money” doesn’t this idiot understand?
we dont need a freaking “infrastructure bank”
and we need to CUT unemployment benefits, not extend them!
He still doesn’t get it.
More spending? He’s insane.
A one trick pony, and the trick isn’t good.
The U.S. Congress sets a federal budget every year in the trillions of dollars. Few people know how much money that is so we created a breakdown of federal spending in simple terms. Let’s put the 2011 federal budget into perspective:
” U.S. income: $2,170,000,000,000
“ Federal budget: $3,820,000,000,000
“ New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
“ National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
“ Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000 (about 1 percent of the budget)
It helps to think about these numbers in terms that we can relate to. Let’s remove eight zeros from these numbers and pretend this is the household budget for the fictitious Jones family.
” Total annual income for the Jones family: $21,700
“ Amount of money the Jones family spent: $38,200
“ Amount of new debt added to the credit card: $16,500
“ Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
“ Amount cut from the budget: $385
Whew! I’m glad they got that all worked out to our benefit, aren’t you? I feel better already.
Making his friends and PACs rich hasn’t worked so far, so I figure it’s due for a win. :D
/sarc
Captain on the bridge of the Titanic: "Looks like the first "stimulus" iceberg didn't sink her. Well let's go full speed ahead and see what happens. Good night."
He's been wrong on everything so far.
Maybe the American people should just ignore him until 2012. Give him a gum wrapper to play with.
Maybe he can try the old Bush Tax Refund trick? Give refund checks to everyone, even those that don’t pay taxes. /s