They always find someone to blame. In 2009 (see the name on the music):
Posted on 08/08/2011 7:48:51 AM PDT by i88schwartz
ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: )
Man, that was rough....even in the buff!
Somebody please post a picture of a clean,cute, hetero girl, before I toss my breakfast!!
Just think of Raquel Welch in “One Million years BC” coming out of the surf in the animal hide bikini.
Take two of those with plenty of water, and call me in the morning. You’ll be fine.
Will that be VIsa or Mastercard?
Visa, man? We no need no steenking Visa!
itd be more like watchin two guys do it...
now i must go throw up...
” now i must go throw up...”
You are not alone!
Ahh, oooh...no imagery please....good God man...my eyes...
Here’s one for YOU now;;;;;Rosie O’Donnel and Roseann Barr.
Put THAT in yer pipe, an’ smoke it....!!!! Ha!
They always find someone to blame. In 2009 (see the name on the music):
By any chance are you a subscriber to “ Skank Ho Monthly “ ?
dang guys, i thought we wuz FRiends...
thats like 600 lbs of ear breathing, sweat-soaked, flailin cellulite...
on the bright side, both of their voices would be, ahem, muffled...and they both could quite possibly expire from assfixation [sp]...
i know, i'll need a dremel tool to get that image erased too...
L M A O)
And Whoopie too to add diversity. Now you are talkin.
We could make a fortune selling a shoot of them together to Pay-per-View (maybe Cinamax) in a PJ party letting their hair down and doing their girl things. I bet young men have never seen anything like that before. How about 3-D?
“...flailin’ cellulite...”
You know, I’m dying over here right now...
On the bright side, Rosie O’s mustache would probably fall off from the friction...
Dremel, hell...more like two pounds of Gelignite...
Post of the week, Gilbo!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
“...Rosie O’Donnel and Roseann Barr....And Whoopie too to add diversity...”
You know, when I was a kid, there used to be a Saturday afternoon TV show called “Horror Theater”. I can think of no more fitting description for the scenario you just described (I think I just threw up a little..)
And It WOULD be horror show. I’d call it “Dreadlocked, Pockmarked, and Liplocked: A Love Story”
“... I bet young men have never seen anything like that before...”
You’d have more men swearing to celibacy after THAT debacle than ever before.
The thought of Rosie, Barr and Goldberg together gets me hot too. Reminds me of when poor Al Bundy had to car-pool with three chub-bo's who were eating fries and chicken legs bragging about their love lives in the backseat with him. LOL, man he was funny.
“...By any chance are you a subscriber to “ Skank Ho Monthly “...”
Damnit man, I’m the friggin’ EDITOR!!!!!!! Do you have any idea what I have to look at every month? The agonies I suffer for my work!
Next month’s centerfold: “Raisins On A Skateboard: A Skinny, Liberal Commie Broad with No Boobs Laments The Rise of Silicon Implants.”
It’s a follow-on rebuttal to last month’s “Is There Ever A Time When Boobs Are TOO Big? A Man’s View.”
I was very emotional writing that article....[sniff, choke..] and tried to keep abreast of my feelings...
“Married With Children” was one of the funniest shows on TV back in the day. I laughed my ass off watching that show.
There was a Christmas episode with Sam Kinnison that was hilarious, where AL got mildly electrocuted while stringing the Christmas life, and Sam Kinnision was the Ghost of Christmas “What If Al Wasn’t Here”...He showed Al what life would be like if he’d never been there - Peg was married to Jefferson, was the perfect wife, and the kids were absolulely model children.
It was one of the funniest episodes ever. Loved it.
I saw that one more than once. My favorite Bundy Christmas episode was an earlier one where the mall Santa fell out of the helocopter into their backyard with the bag of gift certificates an the Bundy’s, Steve and Marcy and the dead fake Santa were trapped inside by police until Al got rid of the neighborhood kids.
There was also another one that showed how each year at Christmas how Al would try to get them all jealous against each other to plot get all the rest's presents so he could tell them all they were bad so he wouldn't have to buy any of them anything.
RE The Dead Santa Episode:
That one was frigging side-splitting. I remember it well.
Here’s a relevant one for this discussion..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU&feature=related
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