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To: ruiner
the average IQ of a Honda driver is DIFFERENT than the average IQ of toaster

I'll agree with that part............

8 posted on 08/01/2011 12:33:36 PM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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ruiner ~ the average IQ of a Honda driver is DIFFERENT than the average IQ of toaster

Red Badger ~ the average IQ of a Honda driver is DIFFERENT than the average IQ of toaster

TOASTER: Would you like some toast?
LISTER: Uh-Uhm.
TOASTER: Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
LISTER: Uh-Uhm.
TOASTER: You don't want any toast then?
LISTER: No.
TOASTER: What about a muffin?
LISTER: Nothing!
TOASTER: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the 3rd. Two rounds.
LISTER: Ssshhh!
TOASTER: I mean, what's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast?
LISTER: I *do* like toast!
TOASTER: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
LISTER: Look, I'm busy!
TOASTER: Oh, you're not busy eating toast, are you?
LISTER: I don't want any!!
TOASTER: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
LISTER: Good.
TOASTER: I toast, therefore I am.
LISTER: Will you shut up?!

20 posted on 08/01/2011 12:42:38 PM PDT by null and void (Day 921. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
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