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~ Tunes For The Troops ~

Cletus T. Judd -Martie, Emiliy and Natalie

Safe for Ma and Kids? Yes

They come off sounding pretty pompous, each time they open their mouth
You can't believe it when you hear it, what they let come rollin' out
Don't know why they're so super-hateful, ain't like they've got it so bad
If they'd do more singin' and less talkin' I think we'd all be glad

Say goodbye to Natalie
Adios Martie and Emily
They think that they're too cool
The chicks no longer rule
All country fans agree
Now they're threatenin' to quit
Like we really give a (girl)
They say they're goin' pop
Garth, he tried and flopped
But we won't soon forget
Martie, Em and Natalie

Was it the lack of nominations at this year's CMA's? (aww)
That got them tradin' in their banjos for a drum machine and DJ's
Next thing you know they'll be on Soul Train out on the road with Eminem
They'll put some bling-bling in their videos and we'll all make fun of them (laughter)

Singin' 'bout Natalie
Adios Martie and Emily
The only folks in line
Are holding picket signs
And burning Chicks CDs
Wasn't it a sight to see
Them posing naked on a magazine
Now everybody knows
They're overexposed
If you know what I mean
Martie, Em and Natalie

So go load up your tour bus and pull on out
'Cause your careers may soon be done
You bunch of multi-platinum jackass millionaires
Hey, hey, rock 'n' roll, here they come!

Singin' 'bout Natalie
Adios Martie and Emily
We hate to see you leave
Why can't we be friends
Please don't be mad at me
Martie, Em and Natalie
See ya later Natalie
You are the weakest link. Goodbye