Then c'mon down to Utah - we are building lots of new prisions. The one by Thanksgiving Point (American Fork) is being moved to a nice, larger facility to accomodate more convicts. I'd suggest bringing your own soap, I understand the soap provided doesn't have a lot of moisturizer.
I go through Utah every year. And they cannot imprison me (or put me in anything but county jail) indefinitely without a trial, THAT is constitutional (due process).
And I would LOVE to sue the State of Utah for false imprisonment.
I would be fine paying the fine for the misdemeanor, but that is all they could do, they couldn’t hold me permanently. You don’t seem to understand the basics of Constitutional law do you.