"Watch out baby, I'm liable to go off!"
A BAG? In an AIRPORT?
I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say!
It was a bag full of "help wanted" job listings. No one in New York had ever heard the word job, so they figured it must be dangerous.
Two hours ago? Going to look for updates.
seven minutes ago ... now reopened.
Obama’s stash?.........................
Suspicious bag.
Turned out to be Hillary.
Paper or plastic?
Was it Hillary Clinton?
About 25% of them get it.
May I help you?
Yeah, put my grandchildren through college .. OK ?
I need to take a shower. Can you keep me pinged on this?
"Watch out baby, I'm liable to go off!"
That headline sounds like something from The Onion.
I’m not so concerned about a lone bag in a lounge. What freaks me out is the fact that there are no security cameras in the area where TSA agents “inspect” luggage. We KNOW they steal items from luggage. If they can do that, they’re free to place things in your luggage and you’d never know it. You could pick up your bag not knowing that drugs are being transported and criminals are following your bag (and you). The no-camera situation is a terrorist’s dream. How frickin’ stupid is the TSA?!
And now, depending on the size of the plane, they even take your larger carry-on bags and stow them in cargo for you to pick up in the jetway upon arrival. So sticking to carry-on isn’t the answer, either. I figure that they’re trying to find a way to justify separating you from your small purse or laptop while in transit.
Israel’s profiling model is the best answer to safety issues.
Careless Amish again
“...... The terminal reopened at 9 a.m.
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......The black briefcase-type bag apparently had almost nothing in it, Coleman said. The bag’s owner was en route to San Francisco, Coleman said........”