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Thieves Hide Liquor Bottles In Skirts (video)
WPLG ^ | July 21, 2011

Posted on 07/22/2011 7:58:13 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

PEMBROKE PARK, Fla. -- A Pembroke Park liquor store owner said two women stole bottles of liquor Monday by hiding them up their long skirts and walking out of the store.

The thefts occurred at a 23-hour liquor store at 3163 Hallandale Beach Blvd.

(Excerpt) Read more at local10.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bottles; liquor; skirts; theft
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Hey, is that a liquor bottle up your skirt or are you happy to see me?
1 posted on 07/22/2011 7:58:15 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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>The thefts occurred at a 23-hour liquor store at 3163 Hallandale Beach Blvd.

What hour do they have off?


2 posted on 07/22/2011 7:59:22 AM PDT by struggle
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Amish?


3 posted on 07/22/2011 8:01:39 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Damn Amish...


4 posted on 07/22/2011 8:02:38 AM PDT by TSgt (When in the Course of human events...)
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Skirting the law.


5 posted on 07/22/2011 8:02:39 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: 1rudeboy

You may be onto something. Amish women do wear long skirts.


6 posted on 07/22/2011 8:03:20 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Holder’s People


7 posted on 07/22/2011 8:03:20 AM PDT by TSgt (When in the Course of human events...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Forgive me.

I suspected the obvious.

I linked to the photos.

I was correct.


8 posted on 07/22/2011 8:04:35 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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Dang! Ninety bucks a bottle!

That must be some fine, fine Cham-pipple!


9 posted on 07/22/2011 8:06:45 AM PDT by rogue yam
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“...two ladies, big ladies, up their skirts. They must have some (contraption) there that holds the bottles...”

Please stop.


10 posted on 07/22/2011 8:06:52 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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I DON’T want to know how the bottles were held in place.


11 posted on 07/22/2011 8:07:46 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Financial Repression.......it answers a lot of questions.....read about it on FinancialSense.com.)
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To: rogue yam

Moet & Chandon champagne is always touted as this great champagne, and it’s good, don’t get me wrong. It just boggled my mind when I worked in the bar industry; we would get cases of this stuff, wholesale cost was something like $20 a bottle, and we would turn it around for $200 a bottle to the “urban” crowds that showed up. They would just whip out $100 bills like they were nothing and sip that damn bottle all night.


12 posted on 07/22/2011 8:11:42 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.


13 posted on 07/22/2011 8:13:16 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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What hour do they have off?

HAPPY HOUR!
14 posted on 07/22/2011 8:17:31 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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Enough for me to swear off liquor forever.

Next time you buy a bottle, give it the sniff test.


15 posted on 07/22/2011 8:21:20 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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The Broward Sheriff's Office is investigating.

Broward - the hanging chad county. The big women could walk right past them and drop a bottle and they would probably wish them a good day!
16 posted on 07/22/2011 8:27:25 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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“...two ladies, big ladies, up their skirts. They must have some (contraption) there that holds the bottles...”

There appears to be several large abdominal fat rolls that could easily conceal stolen goods, put 4 bottles up in the front rolls and another two bottles in their back fat.

But how do they prevent the bottles from falling out from all the slippery sweat?

17 posted on 07/22/2011 8:32:35 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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Who would think a fat pig would be greedy?


18 posted on 07/22/2011 8:42:32 AM PDT by DManA
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“But how do they prevent the bottles from falling out from all the slippery sweat?”

The bottles get stuck in the hair. Town next to mine has a lot of “low income” peeps moving in from urban areas of Cleveland. The package store is owned and operated by guys who look to be Pakistani. A couple of months ago they installed cameras everywhere! Huge computer monitor screens. They were losing a ton of merchandise.


19 posted on 07/22/2011 8:47:31 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

There was a case in Cleveland where a rather large woman made off with a Sony Trinitron under her skirt.


20 posted on 07/22/2011 8:50:05 AM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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