Thieves Hide Liquor Bottles In Skirts (video)

WPLG ^ | July 21, 2011

[ConservativeStatement]

Hey, is that a liquor bottle up your skirt or are you happy to see me?

[struggle]

>The thefts occurred at a 23-hour liquor store at 3163 Hallandale Beach Blvd.

What hour do they have off?

[1rudeboy]

Amish?

[TSgt]

Damn Amish...

[swain_forkbeard]

Skirting the law.

[swain_forkbeard]

You may be onto something. Amish women do wear long skirts.

[TSgt]

Holder’s People

[Da Coyote]

Forgive me.

I suspected the obvious.

I linked to the photos.

I was correct.

[rogue yam]

Dang! Ninety bucks a bottle!

That must be some fine, fine Cham-pipple!

[swain_forkbeard]

“...two ladies, big ladies, up their skirts. They must have some (contraption) there that holds the bottles...”

Please stop.

[OB1kNOb]

I DON’T want to know how the bottles were held in place.

[rarestia]

Moet & Chandon champagne is always touted as this great champagne, and it’s good, don’t get me wrong. It just boggled my mind when I worked in the bar industry; we would get cases of this stuff, wholesale cost was something like $20 a bottle, and we would turn it around for $200 a bottle to the “urban” crowds that showed up. They would just whip out $100 bills like they were nothing and sip that damn bottle all night.

[Daffynition]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

[presently no screen name]

What hour do they have off?

HAPPY HOUR!

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Enough for me to swear off liquor forever.

Next time you buy a bottle, give it the sniff test.

[presently no screen name]

The Broward Sheriff's Office is investigating.

Broward - the hanging chad county. The big women could walk right past them and drop a bottle and they would probably wish them a good day!

[submarinerswife]

“...two ladies, big ladies, up their skirts. They must have some (contraption) there that holds the bottles...”

There appears to be several large abdominal fat rolls that could easily conceal stolen goods, put 4 bottles up in the front rolls and another two bottles in their back fat.

But how do they prevent the bottles from falling out from all the slippery sweat?

[DManA]

Who would think a fat pig would be greedy?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“But how do they prevent the bottles from falling out from all the slippery sweat?”

The bottles get stuck in the hair. Town next to mine has a lot of “low income” peeps moving in from urban areas of Cleveland. The package store is owned and operated by guys who look to be Pakistani. A couple of months ago they installed cameras everywhere! Huge computer monitor screens. They were losing a ton of merchandise.

[facedown]

There was a case in Cleveland where a rather large woman made off with a Sony Trinitron under her skirt.