Mario. A plumber. Mushrooms. Princess Peach.
Holy crap. O’Keefe is AMAZING.
(Those are all Nintendo Super Mario Brothers references, btw.)
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That jumped right out at me. I’d suck at customer service, “You’re a plumber named Mario. Are you kidding me?” I’d be in trouble the first time an actual plumber named Mario showed up.
Just reread it, don’t forget “I don’t want to raise any red flags.” The guy is great! It’s like a good satire dropping hints as to the satirical nature everywhere, and people aren’t picking it up.
I missed all of that completely. You guys are amazing. That’s hilarious!
That's a riot! I totally missed the Super Mario reference. I thought "Peach" was a bit unusual, but hey, she's an exotic dancer, so it fits!