[Rocky]

“I don’t get no respect.” Tell Obama to go here:

http://www.rodney.com/home/home.asp

“I went to my proctologist. He stuck his finger in my mouth.”

“My mother breast-fed me through a straw.”

Enjoy the meatloaf. We’ll be here all week.

[fatnotlazy]

“I told my psychiatrist I keep thinking I’m ugly - he told me to lay on the couch - face down!”