I'm a cat person and I've never had a cat that couldn't provide for itself. It's their instinct to be self sufficient. Liberals are dumber than cats. A lot dumber!
Your signature line would be more accurate if it said something like "Trying to reason with a liberal is like teaching algebra to a toilet."
I agree cats are very intelligent animals, but I’ve never known one to do algebra :-)
You posted your cat protest to the wrong person. I am Einstein/insanity.