Brilliant, eh? Where’d you hear that?
Oh, yes, and those great minds he has conferred with - that genuis Armand Hammer. Meanwhile, the late Diana was a great friend and confidante to the historian Paul Johnson.
Charles believes in talking to plants, global warming, the beauty of Indian slum architecture and various other nutty ideas. He throws tantrums that would make Diana cringe and insists that his valet hold his urine cup during sample taking. He’s been known to chuck objects at the heads of servants who do not please him.
He lives like a Eastern potentate but preaches that the little people walk rather than drive cars. His ridiculous dinner parties at Highgrove - which he micro-manages with all the attention to detail of a Barbra Streisand - are the talk of London.
He is a constant embarrassment to the Royal Family and is rarely allowed to visit the USA for fear he will start another war between England and America.
Brilliant, indeed.
Can the Queen pass over Charles and give the throne directly to Will? Did his marriage to Camilla provide just that option for her?
Ah yes, Charles’ loving depiction of the joys of living in Mumbai slums and how he thought it was a wonderful way for people other than himself to live.