I'm going out on a limb here, presuming that our Beloved Leader ordered installation of those detectors at least back in March. They aren't expensive, after all... you can get a thousand of them for the price of one Rape-Scan machine.
Is that really how to spell shiitake? No wonder I don’t like them.
Can a real scientist come forward and explain anything about that “government standard”? Is it really good for anything other than creating anti-nuclear headlines? Are there any proven cases where anyone has actually gotten sick?
For anyone interested, you can grow shitake mushrooms for yourself.
You can buy treated plugs. You need:
1) the shitaku plugs.
2) oak branches or trees about 4 to 6 inches diameter and about 4-feet long.
3) a shady, cool spot.
Now drill 5/16 inch holes in your logs. Drill a diamond pattern. Pound the shitaki plugs into the holes. Seal each plug with wax. Soak your logs in a stream or waterbarrel for a few days.
Now wait. Wait. Wait. Wait some more. Be sure to soak your logs from time to time to maintain the necessary moisture. In about 18 months, you’ll see a beautiful flush of delicious shitake mushrooms growing on your oak logs.
Get the grill out, buy your steaks and enjoy.
Don’t know what the cost is now, but I paid $35 for enough plugs to seed about 20 4-foot logs. And I had so many shitake mushroom that I had to give them away.
Look up the keywords “growing shitake mushrooms” to find a supply house.
How do you say in Japanese, “How are you glowing today?”.
