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Nice variation on "Man Bites Dog".

1 posted on 07/15/2011 9:18:32 PM PDT by caper gal 1

give the lady a medal and let her go!

2 posted on 07/15/2011 9:20:48 PM PDT by Safrguns

3 posted on 07/15/2011 9:21:34 PM PDT by Psalm 144 (Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips - watch their hands.)

Citizens proactively checking for terrorists masquerading as TSA agents is a good thing.

4 posted on 07/15/2011 9:21:56 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)

5 posted on 07/15/2011 9:22:22 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Member Emeritus of Vitriolics Anonymous.)

Comply With Me*
(With deepest apologies to Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen & Frank Sinatra)

Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I’m your friendly TSA

Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I’ll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes

Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
I’ll just fish
Got my wish
Once I get all up there you’ll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel
When we’re together

Proctology is such a lovely trade
I’ll show you love with my rubber glove
Try not to be afraid
I’d be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed
Comply with me, I’m GS8 pay grade

Janet Napolitano says to spread ‘em wide
Have you tried Astro-glide?
Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
Head aloft
Turn it and cough
When we’re together

Don’t crack wise or I’ll ruin your whole day
Please don’t frown when I pat you down
It alerts the CIA
It’s perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay
Comply with me, comply comply
Comply with me, obey, obey, obey!

Check out the security risks on that one! Yeah!

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/11/comply-with-me.html

6 posted on 07/15/2011 9:23:18 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Gov. Sarah Palin. What'll you do?)

No jury in the US would convict her!

Can you imagine the humorous voir dire?

8 posted on 07/15/2011 9:23:41 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Democrats: debt, dependence and derision)

Yukari Mihamae is my hero. :-)

9 posted on 07/15/2011 9:24:02 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)

This is a woman that deserves a defense fund.

10 posted on 07/15/2011 9:24:26 PM PDT by REDWOOD99 ("Earth first! We can log the other planets later")

Are you allowed to volunteer for jury duty?

11 posted on 07/15/2011 9:24:55 PM PDT by Ken H

“There’s no word why she touched the agent.”

Well duh...

13 posted on 07/15/2011 9:26:14 PM PDT by babygene (Figures don't lie, but liars can figure...)

Heh!

TSA agent gets a tiddy twister! ROTF!

14 posted on 07/15/2011 9:26:26 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)

So this woman is being charge for a felony for the same thing that TSA did to her - irony.

15 posted on 07/15/2011 9:27:43 PM PDT by svcw (democrats are liars, it's a given)

17 posted on 07/15/2011 9:28:58 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Mr. Weiner...Don' t Tweet your meat. It's too late to delete!)

Good one. I’ll remember.

18 posted on 07/15/2011 9:29:38 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)

19 posted on 07/15/2011 9:30:50 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)

You frisk older Korean lady at your peril!

20 posted on 07/15/2011 9:32:38 PM PDT by Havisham

I wonder how the other passengers in the screening area reacted when they saw her do that? I would have applauded!

21 posted on 07/15/2011 9:32:56 PM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife (Utopia is being foisted on Americans for their own good.-- J. Robert Smith)

“me so horny...”

23 posted on 07/15/2011 9:35:04 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)

I just googled "Yukari Mihamae" and came up with 28 results. It will be interesting to see how high that number rises.

24 posted on 07/15/2011 9:35:43 PM PDT by Ken H

I predict talk show appearances for this fine American.

26 posted on 07/15/2011 9:37:14 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)

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