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The Friends That Rick Perry Keeps [retread troll zot]
Science Blogs ^ | 7/13/11 | Ed Brayton

Posted on 07/14/2011 8:27:00 AM PDT by Thinkitude

Right Wing Watch has done an excellent job of going through all of the various co-sponsors and endorses of Rick Perry's prayer rally next month in Houston and pointing out all the crazy things they've said. A lot of them are wingnuts that I'm familiar with saying the same old stupid things, but the example of C. Peter Wagner caught my eye. This is an unusually creative bit of wingnuttia that is rather amusing to read.

Wagner blames the earthquake in Japan on that country being "pagan" but he has a particularly fascinating explanation for how this happened. The Japanese emperor, you see, had sex with a demon.

There is a spirit called a Harlot, a principality, who dominates nations, who dominates territories, who dominates people groups very, very clearly to such an extent that she has fornication with kings. And I can give you an example of how she does this: Japan, as a nation, is one of the nation's of the world which has consciously, openly invited national demonization.

The Sun Goddess visits him in person and has sexual intercourse with the Emperor. It's a very, very powerful thing. So the Emperor becomes one flesh with the Sun Goddess and that's an invitation for the Sun Goddess to continue to demonize the whole nation.

Since the night that the present emperor slept with the Sun Goddess, the stock market in Japan has gone down. It's never come up since.

I'm guessing that Wagner must have sex with a demon called Stupid.

And then there's the one who thinks Oprah is the precursor to the Antichrist. And the one who thinks God is punishing African-Americans for their support of gay rights.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Japan; Politics/Elections; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: demon; japan; perry; rickperry; sexwithdemons; sungoddess; sungoddessdemon
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To: humblegunner

I like the fact that Thinkitude didn’t know what IBTZ means.

It means he literally didn’t know what hit him!


41 posted on 07/14/2011 4:46:49 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: TheOldLady
The cleaning lady is working another job. I’ll just pick up a bit. [picks up a bit]

Yes, I was working today. I just got back. Thanks for picking up a bit! *hugs*

Btw, here is your spam queen crown back. It was fun being queen for the day yesterday, but I cannot keep that level or spamming up for any long period of time. :-) You are queen again now.

42 posted on 07/14/2011 4:51:38 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Allegra
And I just sprayed some Lysol.

Thanks. So much better now :-)

43 posted on 07/14/2011 4:52:34 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

It’s all just for fun, my sweetheart.

And you aren’t the cleaning lady! That was just another joke.


44 posted on 07/14/2011 5:01:06 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL! Good colorful, or ew! garish colorful? ;-)


45 posted on 07/14/2011 5:02:11 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady

Nice, here's some more ideas to consider:
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46 posted on 07/14/2011 5:04:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Yes, as a matter of fact, it is that time again -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: TheOldLady

I know you were joking, but you and I really are the cleaning ladies around here. :-)


47 posted on 07/14/2011 5:04:22 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: TheOldLady

For that matter...
Google

48 posted on 07/14/2011 5:05:12 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Yes, as a matter of fact, it is that time again -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: TheOldLady

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49 posted on 07/14/2011 5:10:54 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Thank you, Mr. Banker.


50 posted on 07/14/2011 6:05:17 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Thinkitude
I dunno. Isn't the earthquake just another way of saying the Japanese economy is well and truly screwed?

Cheers!

51 posted on 07/14/2011 7:20:34 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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