By the next grade period the boy showed his Dad that his Cs were indeed now Bs, and had been reading the Bible every week. He said in all my reading the Bible I found that Moses, Samson, Jesus, all the prophets had long hair so why do I need to cut my hair to drive?
His Dad replied; yeah, and they walked every where.
The boy showed up for dinner with his hair cut.
heehee! Smart Dad! :)
LOL!
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit,even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the blockand passed the same spot, driving even more slowly,but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You can't fix stupid.