[Gargantua]

What’s with that sign off of yours? Are you an impostor?

No, not an imposter. Just traveling impetigo.

You and that party hat are dangerous!

The party hat is dangerous. It's actually a cleverly concealed cyanide suppository. If I'm about to be caught, I'm supposed to yank it off my head and jam it... well... let's just say, I won't go quietly. In my job, I have to know more ways to kill me than I know how to die.

(_8(|) Doh!

[calcowgirl]

I won't go quietly

Quiet is not a word I would associate with you. lol

In my job, I have to know more ways to kill me than I know how to die.

Essential knowledge, no doubt. /s

(_8(|) Doh!

I have no idea what that means. ?