[calcowgirl]

Only today I wrote a check and the "½" was found 'mysteriously' appended to the date, the amount, and even my signature when I went to cash it!

ROFL!!!!

I literally choked as I burst out in laughter. Too funny!

[Fiddlstix]

Laugh not! I am become cursed by the mystery of "½".

I trod where wise men fear to go. Now I must pay for my indiscretion.
Everything I touch now becomes "½" what it was before.
I petted my dog a few times today......
Now he's the size of a mouse......
I am now in mortal fear of going to my bathroom......
I haven't urinated all day.....
I'm terrified to do so......The thought of the probable outcome in mortifying.....
Need I say more?

Let not this horrible curse befall you.