I trod where wise men fear to go. Now I must pay for my indiscretion.
Everything I touch now becomes "½" what it was before.
I petted my dog a few times today......
Now he's the size of a mouse......
I am now in mortal fear of going to my bathroom......
I haven't urinated all day.....
I'm terrified to do so......The thought of the probable outcome in mortifying.....
Need I say more?
Let not this horrible curse befall you.
Might I suggest a cure?
Perhaps you could try a 2/1 post?
Your dog might become Mastiff, your car a limo, your cottage a mansion. Extreme caution is recommended.