Yes...It’s true.
13 years ago I was taken from my mice comfy job writing at Off-Road.com and fighting with Sierra Clubbers when I inadvertently went after the wrong, politically connected Econut.
I awoke in a stainless steel room hidden in Soros’ base beneath an island volcano. I noticed that major surgery had been done on my skull. Over the next several years I discovered that I had been given psychic abilities and could see more than a decade into the future. What I saw frightened me to my very core.
I saw a time where mentally disturbed individuals would go onto conservative websites and spout the most asinine garbage in a bid to attract attention to themselves. I saw the ranting and raving of lunatic liberals spouting clearly insane comments about a candidate for President I’d never heard of....
But I was trapped beneath millions of metric tons of rock and steel - powerless to warn the world as to it’s cruel and impending fate.
Soros’ lab rats were quick to notice my distress and cunningly altered their plans for me, sending me into a decade long hibernation in a hyperbaric chamber. As the years went by I was sleep programmed to further Soros’ evil plan - His plot to thwart Sarah Palin’s candidacy by fielding an army of psychic attack dogs to eliminate her detractors from internet boards. While this seems to be a complete contradiction to logic and sense, Soros assured me that was part of the beauty of his devious plan. He told me that by attacking PDSers, they would see it as a plot to thwart conservatism. I had no idea at the time how right he was then...
Less than a month ago I was awakened for the final time by the doublesupersecret attack dog whistle given to Agent Lakeshark, who was the backup should the mysterious figure known only as Windflier, prove unable to single handedly thwart the PDS menace.
I heard that whistle and knew true horror. I was conscious but unable to control my actions and as my body acted out against my will, PDSer after PDSer fell before me. I knew then that there was no going back. No way to hide my shame. I had become (pause for dramatic effect)
The Manchurian Freeper....
Actually no, but Hell, SOL didn’t want to believe the truth so I figure this will confirm his suspicions. ;)
:-)
*Pondering if this story will set off more paranoid delusions than he can handle*
At some point you just have to feel sad for someone who is so bizzarro...............
The Manchurian Freeper....
LOL! Excellent bit of humor there. I'm sure the PDS posse will get a real kick out of it. Good work.