Oh, Please.
I already gave a demosntration of how to correctly report a piece.
Do your own bloody homework.
Reporting, by REAL journalists, which I don’t even pretend to be, even though I’ve take a course, does not have the reporter’s opinion in it. That’s for the goons in the editorial room, not the trench warriors on the street with a note pad and pen.
I’m not going to rewrite the stupid piece to show you how it’s correctly done.
If you don’t get it, that’s your problem.
Chuckle
You sure are going to a lot of effort and twisting yourself into pretzels just to avoid your iteration of the two words 'improbably felled'.
That's because they accurately describe the incident. You can't think of any other words to simply describe such an improbability, so you have to come up with hundreds of words to try and divert attention from your lack of ability.