“All those jokes about “Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms” being a convenience store,”
Reminds me of a little store on the outskirts of Sandusky. Their sign read;
“Ice Cream
—and—
Guns”
There used to be a mom ‘n’ pop general store near me, with a pistol range in the barn out back. When they retired, a church moved into the store, and someone kept operating the range. The sign read:
Higher Praise Christian Church
Pistol Range
The store’s been through a bunch of tenants in the last few years, and the pistol range is shut down. I think they do karate in the barn now.