Michelle needs TOTUS to praise her husband

Charleston Daily Mail ^ | July 1, 2011 | Don Surber

[Zakeet]

Michelle Obama went to Boston for $600,000. the Boston Globe spoke glowingly of her words of praise for President Obama.

But it was the last paragraph of the piece that was most telling. From the Boston Globe: “Yet while [Elaine] Schuster spoke from typed notes, the first lady used a TelePrompTer, despite the relatively small and friendly audience.”

These birdbrains cannot get through a simple speech at a social gathering without a teleprompter.

Goodness, he needed two just to speak to a sixth-grade class and he needed one for his first press conference.

So here are the words Michelle Obama mouthed about her husband: “I see the worry creasing his face. I hear the passion and determination in his voice. ‘You won’t believe what these folks are going through;’ he told me that last night. ‘Michelle, it is not right. We’ve got to fix this. We have to do more’.”

We know that is an exact quote from him because it was on his teleprompter that night.

[UCANSEE2]

In February of 2009 the WH ordered 100 of them...two to be prepositioned in each state!

That just proves that Barry didn't order them himself, or your brother would have had to have prepared 116 of them.

Remember, Obama said he had been to 57 of the states, and that he thought there was 1 more to visit.

[sanjuanbob]

Great book.

[BikerJoe]

Barry must have been left out of that loop. How do I know this? B/c the order was for 100 instead of 114. ;)

Geez you guys are slow. I was expecting a response like this in millseconds!

I keep forgetting, what are the other seven again? Kenya, Indonesia...

[UCANSEE2]

116, not 114.

Everybody gets the quote wrong. He said 57 states, “and I think one more”.

[9YearLurker]

Must be tiresome for Barry to have to keep telling Shelly how much he cares the night before every fundraiser she speaks at.

[Fantasywriter]

I’m sorry if I implied it was the race. That wasn’t what I was trying to convey. I just meant that nobody in real life talks the way she claims Barry does. Characters in really, *really* bad movies/unreadable novels talk that way. ;)

[Cheetahcat]

Thinking is not in her breeding!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

People of substance who don't change what they believe from day-to-day don't need a TelePrompTer.

Shallow opportunists who only say what they think the audience they are speaking to wants to hear need TelePrompTers.

[goodnesswins]

No...you are pulling our leg...right?

[BikerJoe]

No...you are pulling our leg...right?

It's been a long thread. If you are referring to someone responding with a smart remark in milliseconds, yeah, that's probably optimistic :)

If you are referring to the original comment about the 100 Totus order spread through all 50 states...no, I was quite serious.

[BikerJoe]

No...you are pulling our leg...right?

It's been a long thread. If you are referring to someone responding with a smart remark in milliseconds, yeah, that's probably optimistic :)

If you are referring to the original comment about the 100 Totus order spread through all 50 states...no, I was quite serious.

[Dead Corpse]

Woo-hoo!

[JEH_Boston]

Lets be fair. She was pointing out all the good things that Obama has done...
...it had to be tough, even with a teleprompter!

[New Jersey Realist]

You won’t believe what these folks are going through;’ he told me that last night. ‘Michelle, it is not right. We’ve got to fix this. We have to do more’.”

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“We’ve got to go on longer vacations and I have to play more golf. Hey Michelle my belle, want to go to that Spanish castle again?”

[Renkluaf]

Actually, Chewie needs the teleprompter so she won’t say something stupid.