[Servant of the Cross]

"They gave me a hat," Mr. Kerry says. "I have the hat to this day," he declares, rising to pull it from his briefcase. "I have the hat."

Reporting for duty! I have the hat.

[BipolarBob]

Delusions of self grandeur. Living in the past. Memories exaggerate the good and obliterate the bad. A hero in his own mind.