I believe that AGW has caused an enormous surge in the lemming population. However, due to Darwin, these lemmings have evolved into GOREBOTS!
These GOREBOTS are devotedly following their idols, Tweedledum and Tweedledee....oops, I mean Gore and Gorbechov.
Due to the depletion of the ozone layer and an excess of SUV exhaust, some lemmings have mutated into OBAMABOTS. Often, these subspecies are indistinguishable by untrained observers. However, all require protection under the Endangered Species Act (due to Bible clinging, gun totin’ folks like Palin) AND massive Federal funding for further study.
/sarc
Well the schools and the LANGUAGE!!!
...AND massive amounts of our TAXES for further study.