Actually a good read at Wiki! Some great quotes!
“I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I got so mad I took out my glass eye, handed it to him and said, ‘Try this.’ I got such a laugh you wouldn’t believe.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Falk
RIP - Peter Falk who was so brilliant in one of my all-time fav movies, “The Inlaws”. A few quotes by “Vince” (Falk) , the CIA agent.
“Serpentine, Shel, Serpentine!”
[after a wild car ride in NYC]
Sheldon: Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?
Vince Ricardo: No, we missed him by a good foot and a half.
Sheldon: You were involved in the Bay of Pigs?
Vince Ricardo: Involved? That was my idea.
[On working for the CIA]
Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining, Shel? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That’s really the key to the benefit program.