“He estimated that about 35 pounds of vomit was in the package discovered June 5 and stated that a similar package was left in the same spot the week before.”
Where in the heck does one get 35 pounds of human vomit PER WEEK? Is this the work of some homeless bulimic?
This wino was constantly overdoing it and coming home to the flophouse he shared with two buddies smelling of alcohol and vomit.
They warned him repeatedly to no avail.
Finally, the friends decide to play a trick on him. They go to one of those farmer's markets and buy a couple of chickens which need to be plucked and gutted. They get rid of the feathers but drop the guts in the waste can which he normally pukes in.
He comes to a couple hours later and tells his buddies he is swearing off booze.
"Why the sudden change?," they asked.
"Well you guys kept warning me that one day, I'd puke my guts out. It just happened and I knew I'd be a goner without some fast action."
"Oh," they said, "what did you do?"
"It was awful, but with some help from a long brush handle and some hard swallowing, I managed to get them all back in!"
I think I could produce that pretty easily if I watched CNN, MSNBC and read the NYT every day for a week.
If a normal person ponders the implications for America of the policies of Obama and his band of Communists, that’s just about what he’ll produce!;)
A fraternity house.......
“Where in the heck does one get 35 pounds of human vomit PER WEEK?”
To accomplish that, I would have to watch MSNBC all day long.