Lol. I remember my parents shihtzu. He was best buddies with my brother and whenever we'd push or punch my brother, that little furball was right there barking and biting us.
My mom had a female Australian Shepherd that didn't really like men.
My stepdad was rough housing with my sister (his daughter)when that dog jumped through the screen window and bit him on the butt!
Had to get rid of that dog!