[BelegStrongbow]

I always liked how Ron White put it:

“Everywhere else, they’re closing down their execution chambers. In Texas, we’re installing an express line.”

and

“You kill somebody in Texas, we’ll kill you right back.”

[massgopguy]

Now, why would someone want to get a high IQ score if 1st prize is death?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

“You kill somebody in Texas, we’ll kill you right back.”

[Responsibility2nd]

Didn’t he also say that other states have an Electric Chair.

In Texas we have Electric Bleachers!

[Texas Songwriter]

Yes......but this proves Ron White is wrong.....you really can fix stupid.