[Mr. Jeeves]

And in turn, American business has become very, very cautious about hiring black people. How are the numbers looking, Mr. Holder?

[N. Theknow]

Translation: The horse that pulls the job creation wagon has died, so we re-opened the buggy whip factory.

Meanwhile back on the Idi Obama Plantation, the black unemployment is seasonally adjusted for summer, sun spots, moon rays, wind gusts and dust devils to a Recovery Summer Part Deaux 16.3% and climbing.