[Ditter]

You seriously want to ban guns?

If that is ever done, do you know who will still be armed?

I made a great sign for the door to Mr Ditter’s gun room.

{OWNER IS UNARMED PLEASE DO NOT ROB OR HURT HIM}

[Salamander]

Not just guns.

Swimming pools, hot dogs, 5 gallon buckets, ATVs, marbles, all coins and all objects that will fit through a toilet paper tube, popcorn, peanuts, plastic bags, swing sets, SUVs, and mothers, who, all by themselves, are responsible for killing more kids per year than any other cause.

Oh, hell.

Just ban everything and keep your kids in a sterile bubble.