[N. Theknow]

I can just see one of his “handlers” at a morning briefing saying something like “polls show people think you are stiff and phony, try doing something spontaneously funny to bond with the working class”.

Where at can I git me a huntin' license?

[Psalm 144]

‘I can just see one of his “handlers” at a morning briefing saying something like “polls show people think you are stiff and phony, try doing something spontaneously funny to bond with the working class”.’

Where at can I git me a huntin’ license?

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Or that excruciating Hillary moment: “Aw doan fail no way tarred, Aw kom too fahrrr from wahrr Aw started frawm...”

The constructs have backbones of PVC, and styrofoam peanuts for guts.