[Reeses]

I’d have learned nothing but an inflated sense of my own abilities in a public school.

And you would likely have gotten beaten up for it. You missed out on learning how to deal with common thugs, buy drugs, party, get tattoos and piercings, commit crimes, and acquire STDs.

[JenB]

Aww man, what a shame. Too bad... those skills would come in real handy in my adult life, I mean, I get assaulted by gangs of queen-bee girls on a regular basis at the grocery store...