How long until Wienerschnitzel comes out with the “foot-long Weiner weener?”
I vote for two inch hot dogs that could be marketed as “Congressional Sized Bites”, the party-time favorite.
“Tell your friends on Twitter and Facebook, these little doggies are ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE...”
“Rest assured, new ones will be coming out, and they’ll be talked about years from now.”
“Have you seen one yet... you can’t deny it, these little bad-boys are shockingly good.”