[Baynative]

After Weiner realized his new wife did not leave a shadow he may have been despondent over the thought of a lifetime with an anorexic skeleton and figured he'd use his power as a lauded public official to develop a road map of willing partners he could visit when needed.

He probably thinks of himself as the Tiger Woods of congress.

[Servant of the Cross]

He probably thinks of himself as the Tiger Woods of 'the democRATS'.

Yep. But he's got some stiff competition for that role.

Liberals: Culture of Corruption

[Aquamarine]

She’s probably a Saudi plant.