Dr. Phillip Barbay: David, I just want to get it on record that I am totally against this. I don’t think that selling admission to an obviously unqualified student is either ethical or honorable.
Dean Martin: Uh, right... Phil. In Mr. Melon’s defense, it was a really big check.
Dr. Phillip Barbay: [glaring at Martin in dismay] It’s a simple matter of undermining the efforts of our best students, who are here as the result of hard work!
Thornton Melon: Hard work? Listen, Sherlock! While you were tucked away up here working on your ethics, I was out there busting my hump in the REAL world. And the reason guys like you got a place to teach is ‘cause guys like me donate buildings.
Dr. Phillip Barbay: I wasn’t speaking to you, Mr. Melon.
Dean Marin... I love it LOL
Dean Martin... I love it LOL