The Weiner is truly cooked now. Chargrilled even!
“...Weiner ...”
Of course...this leads to song...
“Oooooooohh, I wish I was a Democratic Weiner...
That is what I’d truly like to be (ee-ee)..
‘Cause if I were a Democratic Weiner...
My congressman would take some pics of me...
He’d send me to a couple liberal young’uns..
Good and liberal bimbos, all are they...
And when they Tweet the pix to other bimbos...
One of them will stash them all away...
(everybody now...)
Oh I wish I was a Democratic Weiner...
Tweeted out to every liberal skank...
It’s so much fun to be a liberal Weiner...
‘cause democratic bimbos like my Crank....”
Feel free to add verses as the mood strikes you...