South Beach isn’t exactly the greatest place in the world the other 51 weeks of the year. Every time I go south of the Dade/Broward line I treat it like the old maps that say HERE BE MONSTERS. If you’re downwind you can smell the Axe Body Spray and shame thick in the air.
It used to be old Florida in some places down there, but we watched the corruption creep up from the South for over 20 years until it hit Boca. By then we decided SoFlo just wasn't the place to raise the kids and got the heck out of dodge.
I got the Hell out of South Florida, and got here to Texas as soon as I could......and BTW....Go Mavs!