"Now, Huma, once and for all, I want you to be honest with me. Is that Anthony's weiner?"
"Hillary, I swear, you're the only one. I've never actually seen Anthoney's weiner."
The Dummies think he’s innocent and for those of you who are wondering, the Dummies are Liberal Democrats that wouldn’t care a lick if Weiner got caught raping innocent women & children.
I am somewhat pleasantly surprised that the press isn’t going along with Weiner’s lies. But give them time. Give them time.
Regards . . . Penny
Sexting college co-eds. Tweeting porn stars.
Evidently he drank the same dirty NYC water as Spitzer.
He will be perfect for a show host on MSNBC. Compete with the brit with no ratings on cnn.
Every Freeper should call their Congressman and ask them to call for an immediate investigation on the grounds that one of their esteemed colleague’s accounts was hacked and all members of Congress could be potential targets. In the name of national security it is imperative to find out if this hacking incident was an isolated prank or the first wave of a cyberattack against the United States. That would force him either to fess up or risk prosecution for a false report. I will be calling my Congressman, Tom Graves, this morning and asking him to do exactly that.
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This is also a nice reminder of the old saying that "your character is defined by what you do when you think no one is looking".
I expect Weiner to be given a talk show on CNN - in the sloit between Spitzer (Client Number 9) and Joyless Brayer.
"Now, Huma, once and for all, I want you to be honest with me. Is that Anthony's weiner?"
"Hillary, I swear, you're the only one. I've never actually seen Anthoney's weiner."
Alternate theory as to why Weiner won’t turn this over to the Feds: it is not so much worrying about making a false statement as it is facing the investigative process. There is no way in the world that he wants the Feds to look at his OTHER message traffic. The “hack” is just the smoke and there’s real fire to be found.
Wagging finger and all, Bill Clinton didn't just lie, he went on national TV, pointed a finger at the American public and the world and lied. He not only lied, he dared us to prove it. And so it was...
No, Little Tony Wiener does the same thing, lies to the American public about something so small (no, not meant to be descriptive of the photographed body part) an issue. But, Tony's gotta show he's the big man. He's gotta show he's smarter than everyone else in the room. He goes on TV, he goes on TV every single day everyday, he goes on TV every day multiple times a day and lies and lies and avoids.
And every time he does his foot somehow manages to get inserted into his big, fat liberal mouth a few more inches, defying anyone who thought it not possible. Even his friends in the news and media are stunned about how someone so, supposedly, bright can be such a fool.
He reminds us what we hate about lawyers and politicians.
Rule 1, - Tony, either tell the truth or come up with a plausible story
Rule 2 - get the story out quickly. Stay ahead of the story.
Rule 3 - Finally, stay on message (refer to Rule 1) and don't change the story.
It's just that simple.
For the next 5 years every institute of higher learning in the world that teaches Media Relations (Disaster Management) will be using Tony Wiener and the classic poster boy for failure of the right way to do it. He has done just about everything one should do WRONG.
And what's worse, every single day he fails to learn or understand why.
Tony, if you think everyone didn't know you before, you have changed all that, bud! But for all the wrong reasons...
