[KeyLargo]

Weinergate: The Best Late-Night Jokes About Rep. Anthony Weiner's Twitter Scandal

Sorry I was a little stiff yesterday,' he joked to reporters

"This is good news for me because I can Google 'wiener photos' at work and not get fired," jokes Craig Ferguson of the nearly-nude Twitter pics.

Joked Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's the Daily Show Wednesday: "I'm not certain of a lot of things. But there are three things in this world that I know for certain: Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. OJ killed those people. And what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear from a bird's-eye view."

Stephen Colbert also got in on the action: "I see only two options here: Either Anthony Weiner has too many photos of his junk to keep track of, or 'Certitiude' is his nickname for his penis."

[Bean Counter]

There was a young lib from New York
Who tweeted a pic of his pork.
His wifey’s a Muzzie
and the picture was fuzzy
Halal? “I must get back to work”

[70th Division]

What did Barbra Bush say? You can forget where you parked your car but you can NEVER forget oral sex. If you can recognize your own JUNK you are either lying or in serious trouble.

[70th Division]

What did Barbra Bush say? You can forget where you parked your car but you can NEVER forget oral sex. If you can recognize your own JUNK you are either lying or in serious trouble.