I would like for you to be fired. How do we get that done?
Be a bit difficult. I’m self employed. Could buy out my contract, I suppose.
Do tell me when I can expect a phone call back about my packages from the Postal Inspector’s office, since you seem to be intimately involved with them. I’d really like to know where those carburetor parts went.
Oh, and in the case of the postal workers, it’s rare that they go to jail for stealing when they get caught. It’s “counseling” they get instead, not fired. Local paper ran a story about that not too long ago.
Oh, and when I was working for someone else? Yeah, getting caught stealing would not result in counseling. It would result in immediate termination and arrest.
Not so for the USPS.