As you correctly pointed out, he's deceased. But don't worry! He named a replacement who's just as exciting!
"The rising cost of prescription drugs has sparked a prairie fire that is spreading across our nation."
"We need to be calling out the flaws and misguided decisions of the Democrats in Congress and the Obama administration."
"It appears that President Obama is making great progress on climate change, he is changing the political climate in the country back to Republican."
I'm sorry I can't go on, but I need to go finish proofreading last year's Yellow Pages.
Cheers!
It’s Tee-hee-paw’s first stab at trying to get a prom date, so he’s not the new Harold Stassen. Mittens is working on that title albeit with a serious deficit, Stassen actually served in the US Navy as an officer on Adm. Halsey’s staff. So Mittens loses yet again.