Posted on 05/24/2011 8:25:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Another day in the salt mines, Pings.
Bibi to address Congress shortly.
I completely forogt to go to CSpan. Got distracted by the kiddos marching past my office window. Imagine 50 two and three year olds...lol.
Bibi address to Congress coming up on Fox. bttt
Ha! Sadly true.
Bibi sounds like he’s getting quite the welcome.
Ha!! Good Bumper sticker.
Hello.
Bibi: “Isreal has not better friend than America and America has no better friend than Isreal.” I think the latter half is more true than that former.
Hahah Good Riddance to Bin Laden. LOL. GO BIBI.
Hi.
“You don’t need to rebuild the Nation of Isreal; we’re already built. You don’t need to export Democracy to Isreal; we’ve already got it. And you don’t need to send American troops to Isreal; we defend ourselves!”
Bibi
I love him.
Me too.
He’s a real hero...unlike 0. Who is a real zero.
Bibi is knocking it out of the park in our Capitol while 0bama is canoodling with Prince Harry.
Uh Oh
Bibi said “the land of Israel where Abraham brought the idea of one God, where David set out to confront Goliath and where Isaiah sought out peace”.
ACLU must be spinning their heads off.
“If the benefit of peace with the Palestineans is so clear, why has peace eluded us....Because so far the Palestineans have being unwilling to accept a Palestinean state if it meant accepting a Jewish state right beside. Our conflict...has always been about the existance of a Jewish state.”
You’re right - he is on fire. 0 is such a loser.
DWTS PONG
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