The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The EIB Network ^ | 05/24/2011 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[vacuumbob]

How it goes young man?

[Eagle of Liberty]

what a waste of boobs

Please tell me there isn't a mandatory posting required, but I bet Laz would hit it....

[advertising guy]

it goes...........lotta legal stuff now but the future is near and looks great

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I just shot water out of my nose. LOL.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[vacuumbob]

Sounds good. Pray things go good for you.

[Eagle of Liberty]

LOL...I said NO picture.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

My bad. lol. What a bimbo.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Notice she’s reading about some perverted so-called artist.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Huckabee Denies Romney Beef

[advertising guy]

Laz would hit 45 records

[IMissPresidentReagan]

She probably imagines herself the next Marilyn Monroe.

These clips of Bibi were awesome! Biden didn’t stand and clap on the line about NOT dividing Jerusalem.

[advertising guy]

beer bimbo....hense the boobs.........so she cannot drown in a keg

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Anything to keep his ugly mug in the news, eh?

[Clint N. Suhks]

WOW Rush is just creaming 0bama with all the Bibi quotes from his speech!

Makes me feel all giggly and dewy-like...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I think her mom did a lot of drugs whilst preggers. She said that picure was meant to focus on the book she was reading...Um, no, it’s clearly not. Yet Sarah is the dumb one.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Ron Paul courting Huckabee’s ‘08 supporters

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hilarious! Bibi slammed the bummster today.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

They worked hand in hand to give us McLame in WV in 2008.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Targeting the Lowest Common Denominator?