Or, if you can't find the spray and you really want an Irish accent, simply say the following words out loud.
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
Repeat the words while increasing the tempo.
Posted on 05/23/2011 3:20:41 AM PDT by markomalley
Ah Bejaysus and Begorrah! Oi’ll be swearin’ boi the auld shrine to the Vorgin with the shamrocks growin’ round it next to the hill where Cuchullain slew the Great Leprechaun of Kildare on St Patrick’s Day that Barack Seamus O’Toole Flaherty Joyce O’Bama is the most Irish US president that ever set foot on the Emerald Oisle, so he is, so he is.
Except, when he’s in Africa, of course, when he disappears into the dry ice and re-emerges with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose and declares himself to be Mandingo, Prince of the Bloodline of the Bonga People, Drinker of Cattle Urine, Father of A Thousand Warrior Sons, Keeper of King Solomon’s Mines, Barehanded Slayer of Lions, Undaunted Victim of the Evil Colonial British Empire.
And in the Middle East, where he is Al-Barak Hussein Obama, Protector of the Holy Shrine, Smiter of the Kuffar, Lion of the Desert, Tent-Loving-Aficionado-of-the-Oversweetened-Coffee, Chomper of Sheeps’ Eyeballs, Restorer of the Caliphate.
Etc.
Tony Blair used to do this trick too, his accent mutating from broad Glaswegian to genteel Edinburgh to Mummerset to Estuary to Richard E Grant to Sarf London Grime – often in the course of one Downing Street reception – the better to persuade his target audience that he was their kind of guy. And it is, of course, the hallmark of an unutterable charlatan.
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Sodom and Begorrah!
Our first “Black Irish” President?
/SARCASM/
IMHO
He’s black?
GOSH!!! James Delingpole tells us what he thinks. Good one. Love reading Mr. Delingpole, and this is one of his best me thinks.
“He’s black?”
Nah.
More chameleon than anything else.
RUN! It’s Jesse Jackson...He’s after me Lucky Charms!
Somewhere I remember reading that Obama wants to be like a mirror. When you look at him, you don’t see him; you see yourself. That’s his goal.
It works on the gullible.
LOL!
Obama is everything but American!
The first post American President.
yep...he’s not black; he’s arabic
Caught a glimpse of Michelle getting off the plane & it looked like she actually wore something more appropriate for a change.
Wow! He doesn’t hold back, does he? LMAO!
Excellent!
“Obama is just doing now what all bullies and losers start doing when they realise how unpopular they are and that everyone is abandoning them. They suck up to anybody and everybody. They whore themselves piteously before enemies they once considered beneath their contempt.”
Ha!! At least ONE journalist has it figured out!!
He’s right, there are similarities with Blair.
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