Thanks for the laugh.
Either you are Jewish or the joke was first told by someone who is.
I am Jewish.
Comedy album, from 1964:
You Don’t Have to be Jewish
from team that gave us The First Family
Hysterical stuff. Featured such personalities of the day as:
Frank Gallop, Jack Gilford, Lou Jacobi, Betty Walker and Arlene Golonka and others
Home from the office: (with Jewish accent a must)
Man: Sweetheart, you’re honey bunch is home, where are you?
Wife: I’m hiding.
Man: I have a surprise for you, where are you?
Wife: I’m hiding.
Man: I have those gold earrings you wanted, where are you?
Wife: I’m hiding!
IN THE FRONT CLOSET!