I am Jewish.
Comedy album, from 1964:
You Don’t Have to be Jewish
from team that gave us The First Family
Hysterical stuff. Featured such personalities of the day as:
Frank Gallop, Jack Gilford, Lou Jacobi, Betty Walker and Arlene Golonka and others
Home from the office: (with Jewish accent a must)
Man: Sweetheart, you’re honey bunch is home, where are you?
Wife: I’m hiding.
Man: I have a surprise for you, where are you?
Wife: I’m hiding.
Man: I have those gold earrings you wanted, where are you?
Wife: I’m hiding!
IN THE FRONT CLOSET!
I am told the following comes from Jewish sources.
If not, or if any Jewish person is offended, I hope they will forgive me.
I collected it from something recently, but did not save the source.
Goldberg, the representative of the Jewish people on earth, wanted to meet the boss.
The arrangements were made, and Goldberg was soon ushered into the Gates of Heaven.
He was expected.
After a short delay, he was brought into the office.
Goldberg said, Hello, I am Goldberg, the representative of the Jewish people on earth. They have sent me here to see YOU.
The Boss responded, Yes, Mr. Goldberg, what can I do for You?
Goldberg approached HIM. You see, they wanted me to ask you if it is true, that we Jews are the chosen people?
The Boss said loud and clear, YES Mr. Goldberg YOU are the chosen people.
Goldberg hesitated a moment, but then spoke.
Well could you do us a favor? Would you mind choosing somebody else for a change?