LOL. I was tempted to write the french version, but chickened out. Speaking of chickens, get chickens, they'll mow your lawn right down to the dirt.
I'm also gathering the dandelions. Plan to make some wine, for the first time. Should be an experience. I'm wondering if one can make crabgrass wine.
But I can tell ya - dandelion wine is some of the finest white wine you'll ever have.
as to chickens - I wish I could have a laying flock. Unfortunately, I ‘inherited’ my son's dog “for a little while” 2 years ago. And his run let's him reach too much of the yard.