Posted on 05/14/2011 12:07:08 PM PDT by mandaladon
The “power of pee” is used in the newest diesel automobile engines to reduce their emissions.
Probably pure spirit.
The urine from the people at OU will most likely be more alcohol than water.....
Does this mean Obama’s advice about gas prices during the coming campaign will be to drink more water? (similar to the tire gauge crack)
Blimey!!! I’m a walking power plant... I peed 10 times between 4AM and 10PM yesterday. (I take a diuretic daily)
It sure seems less of a bother to just drill for the damn oil.
Most libs smell like pee anyway, so pee-gas might work out for them.
From my old home town of Kitale, Bio-latrines in Kenya use the "yellow" and the "brown".
"In Kitale, Kenya, 14 schools are facing closure. Not because of governmental reforms, lack of funds or a shortage of resources - but because of their sanitation. And yet a gift of just £50 could be enough to help keep a school open.
But there is an answer which would help rescue these schools from closure.
As little as 6,750 Kenyan shillings - just £50 - can help to build bio-latrines. Because they are a "dry" toilet, they neither require water to work (which is already scarce) nor is there any danger of waste leaching into the groundwater and polluting water supplies, causing disease.
The bio-latrine system also brings with it a surprising and marvellous range of added benefits, including helping to both heat and light the school."
A tiny urine powered turbine in every urinal. Think of the possibilities. And we thought it was only good for writing our name in the snow...
My wife busted me following his advice under the orange tree, and gave me a ration of sh*t - maybe because it was the front yard tree, versus the backyard....
Liberals fascinated by their own waste. How appropriate.
I had a Texas friend tell me that the best cure for athletes foot - pee on 'em.
If you have a composte heap, pee is one of the best things you can add. Mine,thankfully is block by a big tree .
I pee around my corn crop to thwart the Raccoons but I always turn my back to my neighbors...
Keep the beers a’coming I’m a walking power plant!
When my Dad was managing big space programs at GE back in the early 70’s, they received an earnest letter from a woman who suggested they build a “human turd battery” for space flight. She said she had tasted her baby’s poop and detected a tingle that she thought could be converted to power. I remember dear old Dad and his colleagues having a good laugh at that one. I don’t know if that letter is in Dad’s collection today or not...I think it got lost.
Speaking of diuretics.... Soon mochelle will be forcing us to eat one pound or more of dandelion greens daily. That stuff makes one go go go NOW! Then peeps will have to lug gallon jugs everywhere, get into their electric cars and zap over to the pee deposit station.
Brings a whole new context to the word ‘peon’, doesn’t it?
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